Bitcoin Soars After Trump Hits Pause! Will His Next Move Send Us to Mars? 🚀

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Hold onto your wallets, folks! The tariff drama just got juicier than a slice of New York cheesecake. On April 9, in yet another episode of “As Trump Turns,” our favorite Twitter enthusiast announced a 90-day snooze on tariffs. But wait! Not for China, whose tariff is now cranked up to an eye-watering 125%. Because, of course, why not? 🇺🇸💸

In a recent post on Truth Social—which let’s face it, sounds more like a game show that didn’t make it past pilot season—Trump expressed his discontent with China’s “lack of respect.” What is this? A new reality show? “The Real Housewives of Global Markets”? 🏠🌍

“Based on the lack of respect that China has shown to the World’s Markets, I am hereby raising the Tariff charged to China by the United States of America to 125%, effective immediately. At some point, hopefully in the near future, China will realize that the days of ripping off…”

— Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) April 9, 2025

But wait, there’s more! For the next 90 days, our friends in the U.S. will only charge a lowly 10% tariff—cheaper than your average haircut—because other countries decided to keep their peace. Like, thanks a lot, world! 🙄✂️

Following this bombshell (who needs soap operas?), the crypto market decided it was time for a party and surged 7%, with Bitcoin doing an impressive Olympic dive, hitting $82,572. It’s like it suddenly found the magical button that says “Let’s Go to $100K.” Ethereum? Oh, it joined the fun with a lovely 13% glow-up, now at $1,664.85. 🌟

Will Bitcoin Price Hit $100000 Again?

So, the community is buzzing like it’s the night before Christmas! Bitcoin’s price hopped up 8% right after Trump’s announcement, breaking through that pesky $80k barrier. Analysts are now predicting it might reach $100K if it can tackle the 50-day and 200-day EMA hurdles. Kind of like a financial obstacle course! If BTC pulls it off, investors might find themselves counting their blessings—or their dollars—very soon. 💰🤞

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2025-04-09 21:58