Ah, the grand puppeteer of digital gold, that mysterious voice—Dave the Wave—who once foresaw Bitcoin‘s 2021 tumble with the precision of a winter frost predicting dawn. Now, with solemn conspiratorial air, he asserts that the strange luminary known as BTC is marching proudly toward new altitudes that might convince even the stars to blush: over $200,000 before this year’s curtain call.
With a sagely nod to his legion of 150,500 disciples on that curious X platform—whose name might suggest birds but holds hints of prophecy—Dave unveils his logarithmic growth curve (LGC), a metaphysical graph designed to tame the wild, restless heartbeats of crypto chaos.
Observe, he beckons, the last haunt of Bitcoin beneath the sacrosanct “buy zone,” back when the beast lingered near $40,000, innocent and unsuspecting. Now, that zone seems but a fading melody, a ghostly echo whispering, “Buy me if you dare.”
This logarithmic curio filters madness from method, smoothing the stormy waves of daily frenzy into a gentle, inevitable swell.
“A relic from times when Bitcoin dwelt humbly below half its present splendor—still on the destined course.” Such words wrap around the mind like the quiet Russian winter, both harsh and hopeful.
And now, as Bitcoin pirouettes back above a lofty $90,000—a number that once would have seemed the mad fever dream of a poet in delirium—the oracle smiles smirkingly: “Bang on target.”
Behold again, this chart that speaks of ascension, that eternal spiral within the grand LGC—a channel ironically called “ascending” as if the very market were a steam engine stubbornly chugging uphill, fueled by hope and caffeine.
“BTC trudges forth with the reliability of grandfather’s clock—market maturity, if you will.” One almost hears the ticking, a rhythm both maddening and reassuring.
Lastly, a glance at the weekly logarithmic moving average convergence divergence (LMACD)—the arcane indicator that whispers secrets of trend and momentum. It remains proudly perched above the zero line, a line historically avoided by bears as though it were a hot stove.
A bullish march, then, a continued parade where the shadows of doubt dare not linger long.
“A gentle reminder: since early 2023, our brave BTC has not wandered into the bear’s lair, steadfastly refusing to dip below zero.”
And now, in this very instant of your reading, Bitcoin trades around $92,651, quietly up a modest 2.2% in the past day—as if saying, “Stay tuned, friends, the show is not over.” 🎩💸🐻
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