So, CryptoQuant comes along—big brain alert—and they’ve got this fancy new way to peek inside the wallets of those Bitcoin mining companies. Like a digital lie detector, but for miners. They track who’s making what, and suddenly, we’re supposed to know if these stocks are a steal or a scam. Yeah, right. As if Wall Street needs another reason to screw us over. 😂
The Valuation Methodology
They’re watching companies like Marathon, Riot, Core Scientific—basically the usual suspects—and even some new players like Hive, CleanSpark, Bitfarms, and a few others with names so forgettable, they’re like the leftovers from a bad buffet. And what do they do? They check how much money these guys are pulling in daily from mining Bitcoin, estimated from the blockchain itself. Truly revolutionary—because nothing says “trust me” like tracking digital gold dust. 🤷♂️
Then they compare this revenue to what these companies are valued at—kind of like how you judge whether your date is worth the trouble by their Instagram likes. They call it the MCAR ratio—because who needs simple, when you can have a gobbledygook acronym? Anyway, the idea is, if the market cap is way higher than the revenue, maybe it’s time to sell, or at least pretend you understand what’s going on. 🤨
The Real Deal: Premiums and Bargains
According to CryptoQuant, some of these stocks—WULF and MARA—are trading at nearly 5 times their annualized revenues. That’s like paying five dollars for a soda you bought at a dollar store—ridiculous, right? Meanwhile, IREN’s out there, making more Bitcoin than it’s getting paid for, yet somehow, it’s undervalued. Maybe the market’s asleep… or maybe they’re just tired of the hype. Either way, hey, opportunity knocks—if you believe in market reboots. 😅
Basically, if you’re tired of the same old stocks, maybe look for the underdog. Or just follow the crowd—because that always ends well, doesn’t it?
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2025-05-17 21:35