Alright, listen up. Strategy’s in deep trouble – they might have to sell off their massive Bitcoin stash! Who would’ve thought that a company famous for hoarding BTC like it’s vintage bagels would suddenly start sweating over cash flow, right? 🤦♂️
They’ve got a whopping 528,185 BTC, purchased at an average of $67,458. Yeah, that’s a mountain of digital coins that adds up to about $40,119 billion. And now, thanks to a market dip that knocked nearly $6 billion off in Q1 2025, they’re in a bit of a pickle. I mean, come on! 🤷♂️
According to their SEC filing, if they can’t snag equity or debt financing on favorable terms soon enough, they’ll be forced to sell Bitcoin at a price that makes no sense. Basically, sell high-quality digital gold for a loss. Classic, right? 🙄
And to add insult to injury, their principal asset is Bitcoin while their software business barely makes any cash. With over $8 billion in debt and a mountain of interest payments, it’s the perfect storm of bad calls. It’s like they planned it – bad planning, that is! 🤔
Oh, and in case you needed more irony, President Trump’s new tariffs have also got Bitcoin bouncing below $75,000 before a half-hearted recovery. Tariffs on Chinese imports are now a mind-bending 104%, plus a load of extra import taxes for over 60 other partners. Seriously, could everything get any more absurd? 🥨
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2025-04-09 14:31