Bitcoin gets slapped, Kiyosaki’s hilarious rant: gold, silver, and a ‘winner’ twist
Oh, look who’s back at it—Robert Kiyosaki, the financial oracle with the charisma of a sleepy cat, tweeting about Bitcoin like it’s the latest episode of his favorite soap opera. 🤑 
In a tweet that’s as subtle as a sledgehammer, he calls out Bitcoin’s success and then, out of nowhere, labels it “the best bargain today.” Sorry, Bitcoin, looks like silver and gold just stole your thunder—again. Kiyosaki’s still dreaming about Bitcoin hitting a cool $1 million in the next decade, because why not? No biggie. 
Rich Dad, Brooding Dad
He’s been whispering sweet nothings about gold, silver, and Bitcoin for ages—like a broken record with a wallet full of dreams. His advice? Save “real assets,” not that fake ‘money’ the fiat folks keep pushing. Honestly, the guy acts like owning physical metals and Bitcoin makes you a winner at Monopoly. “You’re a winner. Please act like one,” he says, sounding like your slightly creepy finance uncle. 😏
He’s convinced Bitcoin’s going to skyrocket to $1 million by 2035, and gold? Better get ready for $30,000 per ounce. Sounds legit, right? Or maybe just really hopeful. 
WORDS of a LOSER:
“I would have…I could have…I should have.”
That’s Kiyosaki’s version of cigarette smoke and regrets. For years, he’s been pushing gold, silver, and Bitcoin—like a broken record that’s also a prophet. Silver’s currently at $35.77 and he’s convinced it’ll double to $70. Because why not? Silver’s moving into electronics, solar panels, and probably your next phone.
Please do not be a loser…
— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) June 6, 2025
The Price of Giggles: Bitcoin Dips
Meanwhile, Bitcoin is having a bad day—dropping 5% to land around $103,210 after briefly slipping from $105,600 to $100,000. Talk about a rollercoaster. 🎢 The drama? Trump vs. Musk, social media shade, and Elon’s billionaire meltdown with a $34 billion haircut—talk about a bad hair day. Elon’s still the richest guy on the block, but wow, what a day. 🔥
Silver, the ‘hot’ deal
Back to silver—Kiyosaki’s favorite ‘bargain’—at $35.77 an ounce, he’s betting it’ll double this year. Why? Because silver’s in everything from electronics to solar panels, apparently destined to save the world, one shiny coin at a time.
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2025-06-06 11:01