Bitcoin Flexes. Altcoins Wait. What Happens Next Will Make You Question Everything!

Honestly, the crypto world right now is about as exciting as watching your aunt knit a wool jumper. According to the mysteriously named Altcoin Seasonality Index (which, frankly, sounds like something made up on a wine tasting course), it’s still “Bitcoin season.” Translation: Bitcoin is that overly enthusiastic guy at the party hogging the karaoke machine, while everyone else (altcoins) waits to sing.

Only Newcomers Are Outperforming BTC

Apparently, the only altcoins stealing a bit of Bitcoin’s thunder are the new kids on the blockchain—fresh, sparkly, and still optimistic about the world. The old-timers? Bless them, they’re trudging behind, barely getting noticed. If you’re waiting for a dramatic altcoin comeback, best grab a snack and get comfy. 🥱

Let’s gawp at this rather colorful chart: orange bits mean Bitcoin is still king of the playground, blue bits suggest altcoins might be getting some moment in the sun, and the neutral zones… well, that’s just the market saying, “Might as well go walk the dog instead.”

Altcoin Season Could Follow a Bitcoin Pause

Still, Alphractal (seriously, was every normal name taken?) claims the winds *may* be changing—some market signals are wiggling, and an official “altcoin season” could be around the corner. Historically, this means: Bitcoin stops showing off for a second, lets someone else chat on the group chat, and suddenly, altcoins start having fun. 📉➡️🐶

For now though, Bitcoin’s wearing the crown, cape, and possibly sunglasses indoors. Altcoin fans? Patience, darlings. The season might change—eventually. Maybe. 🕰️

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2025-05-03 14:20