Here we go again! Bitcoin ETFs are strutting their stuff with a cool $89 million inflow (Fidelity and Blackrock are probably high-fiving somewhere 🤑). Meanwhile, Ether ETFs? Losing another $4 million. Ouch—someone needs a hug!
Bitcoin Climbs, But Ether Decides to Take a Nap
So, in case you’re not keeping score at home, Bitcoin ETFs just hit their 10th consecutive day of inflows. Fidelity’s FBTC carried most of the team with a whopping $97.14 million contribution. Blackrock’s IBIT? More like “participation trophy” with a $3.97 million boost. Slackers.
Of course, we can’t have nice things without a little chaos. Invesco’s BTCO and Wisdomtree’s BTCW decided to drain the fun, losing $6.95 million and $5.09 million respectively. But hey, even with their drama, total net assets for Bitcoin ETFs somehow soared to $98.29 billion. Clearly, someone’s been doing their squats.

Meanwhile, Ether ETFs are *not* having a great time. They’ve managed to lose another $4.22 million as if they’re in some kind of “who can disappoint more?” competition. Fidelity’s FETH shed $2.01 million, and Vaneck’s ETHV tossed $2.21 million out the window. Total trading volume for Ether ETFs dragged its feet to $142.47 million, while net assets cling to $6.8 billion like a cat refusing a bath.
Bitcoin, of course, is out here flexing with $2.02 billion in total trading volume, making you feel bad for ever doubting its existence. Institutional capital continues to flow faster than caffeine on a Monday morning. Meanwhile, Ether still can’t figure out if it should text investors back or just ghost them entirely.
So, here we are: Bitcoin’s party continues, Ether’s still stuck on the struggle bus. Maybe someone should tell ETH to bring cupcakes next time—it can’t hurt. 🍰
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2025-03-29 01:29