American Bitcoin, in a move that would make even the most jaded Wall Street wolf raise an eyebrow (or perhaps just order more Bitcoin), has amassed a staggering 4,783 BTC-enough to make GameStop’s 4,710 BTC stash look like pocket change. Eric Trump, ever the maestro of cryptic corporate announcements, confirmed this “fast-growing” strategy with the gravitas of a man who definitely understands blockchain. Probably.
Ah, the sweet scent of digital gold! American Bitcoin Corp., in a display of either foresight or reckless abandon (history will decide), has swollen its Bitcoin coffers to 4,783 BTC. This, dear reader, is precisely 73 BTC more than GameStop’s holdings-a margin so slim it could be lost in a rounding error, yet so significant it warrants press releases and Twitter threads.
American Bitcoin’s Strategy: Accumulate Like There’s No Tomorrow (Because, Honestly, Who Knows?)
With the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, American Bitcoin added 416 BTC to its trove-worth roughly $440 million, or approximately one yacht’s worth of “long-term value creation.” Eric Trump, co-founder and resident Bitcoin whisperer, assured the public that this was all part of a grand plan. “Our Satoshis Per Share (SPS) has grown 17% in a month,” he declared, as if this metric wasn’t invented five minutes ago.
Meanwhile, GameStop-once the darling of meme-stock enthusiasts and now the underdog in this bizarre corporate Bitcoin arms race-clings to its 4,710 BTC like a child refusing to share candy. Valued at a mere $434 million (chump change, really), it’s clear who’s winning the “who can hoard more imaginary money” contest.
Strive Joins the Fray Because Why Not?
Not to be outdone, Strive Asset Management announced a $500 million plan to buy Bitcoin, because apparently, the market wasn’t volatile enough. Their holdings? A cool 7,525 BTC-enough to make even the most hardened crypto bro weep with envy.
🚨JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Vivek Ramaswamy’s Strive has announced a $500M SATA at-the-market program, building on its upsized IPO.
Giving the company fresh capital for general purposes including buying more .
As of 11/7/25, Strive holds 7,525 .
– DustyBC Crypto (@TheDustyBC)
Strive, ever the overachiever, also hinted at investments in “companies and technologies linked to its Bitcoin strategy,” which could mean anything from blockchain startups to a themed coffee shop. One thing’s for sure: the corporate Bitcoin land grab is in full swing, and no one knows where it ends. Buckle up, folks. 🚀
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