Behold, dear hodlers! The illustrious Tim Draper hath unveiled a most cunning contraption-a marketplace where one may borrow against their precious BTC without surrendering custody or enduring the tragic fate of premature liquidation! 🎭💸
To Sell or Not to Sell? That is the Question! (Spoiler: Don’t Sell) 🎩🤌
Lo and behold, the famed investor and theatrical capitalist Tim Draper hath proclaimed upon the digital stage of X (formerly Twitter) his resounding endorsement of Sats Terminal. Verily, he declareth that Bitcoin enthusiasts need no longer weep into their satchels when in need of coin-for liquidity shall be theirs without sacrifice! 🎭🚀
Ah, the cruel dilemma of the Bitcoin holder! Forsooth, when gold is needed, must one weep and sell, or endure the labyrinthine horrors of CeFi platforms? Nay, I say! Our noble Sats Terminal hath birthed Borrow-a marketplace where thy BTC remains thine own whilst thou borrowest freely! 🎭🔓
The man doth wax poetic on the virtues of this wondrous invention: a single stage where lenders from all corners of the crypto realm gather, offering terms so transparent even a court jester could comprehend them! No identity checks! No hidden fees! Only the sweet nectar of liquidity, delivered posthaste! 🎪💡
And lo, Sats Terminal itself doth jest upon X, reminding all who hath foolishly parted with their Bitcoin in times of need:
Recall, dear fool, when thou sold thy BTC at $20k for a carriage? Or at $40k for a hovel? Or at $70k for a feast? The carriage rusts, the hovel crumbles, the feast is forgotten-yet BTC soareth ever higher! Dost thou see the folly? Keep thy coins, borrow instead! 🎭📈
FAQ (Frequently Amusing Queries) 🎭❓
- What sorcery is Sats Terminal Borrow?
‘Tis a marketplace where lenders compete for thy Bitcoin-backed loans, sans KYC or custody woes! - Why doth Draper champion this cause?
The man despiseth tragedy! He would spare thee the tears of selling BTC prematurely! - How doth borrowing differ from selling?
Selling is tragedy; borrowing is comedy! One keeps thy Bitcoin whilst filling thy purse! - What perils doth this scheme avert?
Custody disasters, opaque terms, and the eternal regret of selling too soon!
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