Binance’s Chaotic Delisting Fiasco: Five Pairs Vanish! 🧨

Lo and behold, Binance hath summoned the cryptic winds of fate to prune its garden of tokens! By the stroke of 3:00 a.m. on Dec. 26 (UTC), five poor souls-BIO/FDUSD, ENS/FDUSD, INJ/ETH, TREE/BNB, and VTHO/TRY-shall vanish like smoke into the ether. A cruel jest? A test of loyalty? Or merely the dragon of liquidity slapping its jowls in boredom? 🐉

Behold, the great exchange, ever the arbiter of digital fates, decrees that these pairs must perish. Why? Who knows? Perhaps the market’s heartbeat grew fainter than a whisper in a cathedral of silence. Or perhaps the gods of volume yawned and said, “Enough of this drivel!” 🤷♂️

Fear not, dear investors! The tokens themselves remain unscathed, like a tree felled by axes while the roots still cling to life. Trade them elsewhere, if you dare, but tread carefully-Binance’s whims are as fickle as a drunkard’s poetry. 🍻

Binance News: A Yuletide Miracle? 🎄

On Dec. 25, at 5:55 a.m. (UTC), Binance shall perform “maintenance” on the Ethereum Network. In layman’s terms, this means your deposits and withdrawals will freeze like a penguin in a sauna. For an hour. Or two. Or until the engineers find the missing coffee that powers the servers. ☕⚡

Fret not, for trading shall continue, unbothered by the chaos. The ETH network may tremble, but Binance’s technicians shall dance through the fire, ensuring your tokens remain untouched. Unless, of course, the fire consumes them. 🔥

And lo! In a twist of irony, Binance hath blessed us with the new KGST/USDT pair. Trade it against BTC, USDT, or any token in Binance Convert. A gift for the holidays? Or a trap laid by the crypto gnomes? Only time shall tell. 🎁

2025-12-24 18:59

Binance News: A Yuletide Miracle? 🎄

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