On the 20th of August, 2025, at the ungodly hour of 14:15 (UTC), Binance unveiled a futures contract so bold, it could make a tsar blush. The leverage? A staggering 50x-enough to turn a cautious investor into a gambler who’s forgotten what “prudent” means. 🎲
This new offering, nestled within the USDⓈ-M futures category and collateralized by USDT, is Binance’s latest attempt to dress up trading as an art form. One might say it’s a “masterpiece of financial engineering,” if by “masterpiece” one means “a recipe for sleepless nights.”
The CUDISUSDT Contract: A Symphony of Features (or a Checklist for Insanity?)
The contract, dear reader, is a veritable treasure trove of options for those who fancy themselves Wall Street’s next prodigy:
- Underlying Asset: CUDIS (contract address: 0xC1353D3Ee02FDbd4f65F92EEe543cfd709049CB1)-a name that sounds like a cursed artifact from a 1990s tech startup.
- Leverage: Up to 50x-because why let reality limit your dreams? 🚀
- Funding Settlement: Every four hours-just enough time to panic, then panic again. 🔄
- Funding Rate Cap: +2.00% / -2.00%-a tightrope walk where the net is optional.
- Trading Hours: 24/7-because why let the sun ruin your margin calls? 🌙
- Collateral Flexibility: Use BTC as collateral-because nothing says “financial stability” like leveraging your house to bet on a meme coin. 🏠💸
And behold! The CUDISUSDT contract shall also grace Binance’s Futures New Listing Fee Campaign and be playable in Futures Copy Trading within 24 hours. One might call it a “gift to the masses,” if by “masses” one means “people who need to learn the meaning of ‘diversification.’”
CUDIS: The Longevity Protocol That Time Forgot?
CUDIS, this “first longevity protocol,” claims to make human lifespan measurable, customizable, and rewardable via blockchain. A noble ambition, one might say, if your definition of nobility involves turning mortality into a stock ticker. 🕰️ The project, already listed on Binance’s Alpha Market, now ventures into futures-a move that could either immortalize its creators or bury them in a tomb of bad decisions.
The information herein is a cautionary tale wrapped in a press release. Coindoo.com does not advocate for financial self-destruction or crypto-induced amnesia. Proceed with the wisdom of a man who knows his limits-or at least the alphabet. 📉
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