
In a turn of events that could only be described as a financial farce worthy of a Bertie Wooster escapade, Moody’s has decided to downgrade the deposit ratings of our dear friends at JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo. This delightful news comes hot on the heels of the United States being stripped of its triple-A rating, as if it were a particularly embarrassing pair of trousers! 🎩
According to a rather alarming report from Bloomberg, these esteemed lenders have seen their long-term deposit ratings tumble to Aa2, which is a step down the ladder and Moody’s third-highest level. One can only imagine the tea being spilled in the boardrooms! ☕️
The reason for this rather unfortunate downgrade? Moody’s has cited the government’s rather weakened ability to support these banks, which is akin to a butler who has misplaced the silverware. 🥴
Just last Friday, in a move that sent shockwaves through the financial world, Moody’s downgraded America’s credit rating from AAA to AA1, while simultaneously changing the country’s outlook from negative to stable. It seems the United States’ national debt has soared higher than a kite on a windy day, with interest payment ratios that would make even the most seasoned banker blush. 📉
“As deficits and debt have grown, and interest rates have risen, interest payments on government debt have increased markedly. Without adjustments to taxation and spending, we expect budget flexibility to remain limited, with mandatory spending, including interest expense, projected to rise to around 78% of total spending by 2035 from about 73% in 2024.” A rather grim forecast, wouldn’t you say? 😱
But wait, there’s more! Other bank rating downgrades have included the senior unsecured debt ratings for some subsidiaries and branches of Bank of America. Moody’s has also decided to cut the long-term counterparty risk ratings for some units of Bank of America, JPMorgan, and Wells Fargo, lowering them to Aa2 from Aa1. It’s a veritable ratings rollercoaster! 🎢
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2025-05-21 17:49