Oil’s Wild Ride: Crypto Weeps, Wallets Bleed, and Trump Whispers Sweet Nothings
While the crypto world wept, oil, that black gold, that slippery siren, soared. Its price, a feverish climb, mocked the fallen angels of the digital realm. Commodities, those stalwart sentinels of the real world, joined the chorus of woe, their voices blending with the mournful keening of US stock futures. Even the mighty Trump, that oracle of Mar-a-Lago, chimed in, his words as comforting as a band-aid on a bullet wound, promising oil’s descent once the “Iran nuclear threat” – a specter as elusive as a mirage – vanished.
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