Bitcoin’s Not Dead, It’s Just Resting! (47% Nap Time)

So, Bitcoin’s down 47%, huh? The naysayers are already digging its grave, but hold onto your hodl hats, folks! A quick glance at the history books (or blockchain, whatever) shows this crypto critter has been through worse. Much worse. Like, “90% drawdown in 2012” worse. That’s not a dip, that’s a nosedive into the Mariana Trench of finance!