Myx Mayhem: A Sedaris-Style Take on a Crypto Squeeze

According to Coinglass, total liquidations rekt over the past 24 hours reached $615.96K. Longs took the bulk, $527.13K flushed, while shorts accounted for just $88.83K. That imbalance tells a clear story of a token dump. This wasn’t a balanced deleveraging; it seemed like a one‑sided unwind designed to squeeze every last bit of profit from people who forgot to put on their risk goggles.








