Bitcoin Drops Under $64K as Israel and US Launch ‘Preemptive Strikes’ on Iran

The cryptocurrency market decided to take a nose dive at the most inconvenient time: early Saturday morning. Bitcoin slid below the $64K threshold, triggering a wave of liquidations that might have made some crypto investors rethink their life choices. The result? A loss of over $175 million in leveraged positions, a dramatic shift in fortunes, and a few expletives in the air. Nice.

OCC Turns Crypto Banks into Trusty Sidekicks – Banks Freak Out!

Before, special purpose banks were stuck in a tighter legal straitjacket than a Brooks Brothers suit. Now, national trust banks can custody and safekeep like it’s their bar mitzvah-no need to pretend they’re a traditional bank. It’s like letting clowns run the circus instead of just juggling in the corner.