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With the gravitas of a Shakespearean protagonist, Trump implored the legislative minions to hasten the passage of these bills, his urgency underscored by the dramatic flourish of “ASAP.” The goal? To bestow upon the crypto realm the sacred gift of regulatory clarity, and to shield the American spirit of innovation from the clutches of those who would see it shackled. One cannot help but marvel at the irony: a man who once declared bankruptcy with the frequency of a seasonal sale now stands as the self-appointed guardian of financial revolution. Ah, the theater of it all-a spectacle so rich, so absurd, it could only be penned by the hand of fate, or perhaps, a particularly mischievous muse.

As of Wednesday, the KOSPI index has fallen by over 12%. It dropped another 7% on the previous trading day, resulting in its worst performance since 2008.

Meanwhile, the prophet Vitalik Buterin, with his beard of wisdom and eyes of eternal ponder, has declared Ethereum’s destiny: to become a “sanctuary technology.” A noble vision, no doubt, in a world where governments spy, corporations prey, and wars rage like a drunkard’s temper. Yet, one wonders, is this not the dream of every idealist-a utopia built on code and hope, while the world burns in its own folly?