Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Sends WLFI Tumbling: A Farce in Financial Markets

Trump, with the subtlety of a bear in a china shop, first threatened to decertify Canadian-made aircraft and impose tariffs of up to 50%. Not content with this display of economic bravado, he further warned Canada of a “very substantial” response should it dare to court a trade agreement with China. Such folly! The markets, ever prone to hysteria, recoiled in dread, and poor WLFI, like a leaf in the storm, was swept into the maelstrom.

Bitcoin LTH Supply Goes Long and Laughs – Mel Brooks Style

Meanwhile, backstage at the issuer of all the chaos, a plot twist was brewing under the hood. An on-chain analysis suggests Bitcoin’s Long-Term Holders are changing costumes while the Short-Term crowd trips over their own shoelaces. In other words, the grand drama of hodling versus day-trading is playing out like a farce with a very serious mask on.

Grammy Awards 2026: How and when to watch the red carpet and the main show

The awards show will air on CBS and be available to stream on Paramount+. It will be broadcast live from Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles. Before the main show, a separate Premiere Ceremony will take place at the nearby Peacock Theatre, starting at 3:30 pm Eastern Time, and will include the presentation of several awards, including those in the metal categories.