Crypto Chaos: Congress Plays God, SEC Throws Spaghetti

From the windswept plains of Wyoming, Sen. Cynthia Lummis emerged, her spokesperson proclaiming with a straight face that they are “99% of the way there on stablecoin yield.” Ninety-nine percent! A number so tantalizingly close to completion, yet so absurdly far from resolution. For months, this thorny issue has lain like a stubborn weed in the Senate Banking Committee’s garden, choking the life from the CLARITY Act.








