Oh, here we go again. Bitcoin bulls, brace yourselves. Arthur Hayes, co-founder of BitMEX (you know, the guy who’s always got a bold prediction or two up his sleeve), has doubled down on his totally reasonable claim that Bitcoin will hit $1 million by 2028. Because, of course, that makes total sense. Why not? 🚀
At the Token2049 conference in Dubai (fancy, right?), Hayes stood in front of a crowd of crypto enthusiasts and basically said, “Hey, now’s the time to go long on everything.” I mean, who wouldn’t want to throw their money at Bitcoin, stablecoins, and traditional markets all at once? He’s not just making an investment call here; no, this is some sort of macroeconomic inevitability. Which, let’s be honest, sounds like something you’d hear at a bar after a few drinks. 🥃
A Bold Prediction
Hayes, the guy with a PhD in being provocative, thinks it’s all about the “cocktail of monetary policy shifts and economic instability” in the US. Apparently, we’re headed for more money printing by the Federal Reserve, thanks to things like fiscal deficits, tariffs, and bond market chaos. Oh, and did I mention the big ol’ Fed bailout of $2.5 trillion last time? Yeah, that happened too. But this time, Bitcoin’s gonna skyrocket. Sure. 🎢
He also thinks that Trump’s tariff-fueled “America First” policy is gonna unleash a liquidity storm. Because that’s what the world needs right now — more liquidity. But, don’t worry, Trump’s wild moves will save us all by just… printing more money. Classic. And Hayes has no doubt the Fed’s gonna jump in and hit the “Brrrr” button to save the day. Let’s just print a little more money, it’ll be fine. 💸
If Hayes’ crystal ball is correct (which, let’s face it, has been hit-or-miss in the past), Bitcoin’s gonna rally like it’s 2020 again. Because who doesn’t want a good ol’ parabolic rally? It’s like the stock market but with more drama. 🏎️
Bitcoin’s Steady Climb with Room to Run
Right now, Bitcoin is hanging out at $94,569, just a tiny 0.4% drop in the last 24 hours. But, hold your horses, it’s up 1% over the last week, 13% in the last two weeks, and a solid 15.4% over the past month. You know, nothing major, just a steady climb towards Hayes’ $1 million prediction. Oh, and let’s not forget, it’s up 49.2% from last year. So, basically, Bitcoin’s just doing its thing, slowly and surely, with room to grow. 😎
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2025-04-30 14:32