Arthur Hayes Declares: Bitcoin to Hit $1 Million? You Won’t Believe the Timeline

Under the waning lights of TOKEN2049, Arthur Hayes rose, a prophet in digital vestments, casting bitcoin’s fate in the glow of espresso machines and sleepless ambition. He mused—half Orpheus, half day trader—that by 2028 this shapeless hymn, this Bitcoin, shall pierce the heavens at $1 million.

Why such dizzying heights? “The Americans,” Hayes whispered, “will once again rain down paper dollars as if sowing wild oats—quantitative easing, but now with extra foam.” He painted a picture (with the palette of historic farces) in which the mighty dollar, stung and staggering from “liquidity boosts,” staggers straight into digital exile.😅

Crypto, with the resilience of a Dostoevskian antihero, sits by the fire, awaiting its moment. “The more the governments pump the system”—Hayes, Galahad of the Ledger, gestures grandly— “the richer will be that silent bitcoin, twinkling like a night train through Siberian fog.”

His prophecy, offered with a wink and a spreadsheet, signals the trembling confidence of those who see in crypto not just a hedge but a smirk at the whole financial apparatus. Who knew banking might one day be so…narratively dramatic? 🚂💸

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