Another One Bites the Dust: CFTC Commissioners Flee Like It’s a Fire Drill 🚨

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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to watch a government agency slowly empty out like a frat house at sunrise, look no further than the US Commodity Futures Trading Commission. Kristin Johnson, who—until recently—was holding down the fort as commissioner, has announced she’ll be packing up her desk and leaving “later this year.” That’s government-speak for “as soon as I can find my favorite mug and the last of my dignity.”

Johnson, who was nominated by Joe Biden (remember him?), started her CFTC adventure in March 2022. She’s now completed her term, which ended in April, and apparently decided that sticking around for the office birthday parties just wasn’t worth it. In her farewell note, she highlighted her time wrangling the Market Risk Advisory Committee, which is basically the group that tries to make sense of things like cryptocurrency, digital assets, and whatever else your nephew is investing in instead of a 401(k). 💸

But wait—there’s more! Johnson isn’t the only one heading for the exit. Commissioners Summer Mersinger and Christy Goldsmith Romero are also leaving, presumably to pursue their lifelong dreams of not being asked about Bitcoin at every family gathering. Acting Chair Caroline Pham has threatened to bolt for the private sector if Brian Quintenz becomes the next Senate-confirmed head. It’s like musical chairs, except everyone’s standing up and no one wants to sit down.

One seat on the five-member CFTC panel has been empty since Rostin Behnam left in February. According to CFTC rules, commissioners can keep hanging around after their terms end—sort of like that guy at the party who won’t take the hint—until someone new is appointed or Congress gets bored and does something about it.

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Johnson’s departure memo reads like a warning label: by 2026, the entire leadership of this financial regulator could be replaced by Trump appointees. The president nominated Quintenz for chair back in February, but the Senate has been moving slower than a dial-up modem—no vote yet after three months. ⏳

The CFTC, along with its best frenemy the SEC, has been trying to regulate digital assets. But with lawmakers and industry types all shouting about “clear rules of the road,” it’s starting to look like everyone’s just waiting for someone else to draw the map. Maybe by 2026, they’ll have figured out who’s actually in charge—or at least who’s left in the building.

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2025-05-22 01:04