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Altcoin Season: It’s Go Time, Baby!

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Okay, folks, gather ’round. Renowned crypto analyst Josh Olszewicz has made the official declaration: Altcoin Season is upon us 🎉. In a market breakdown that’s basically the crypto equivalent of a mic drop, Olszewicz laid out the case for why altcoins are about to go from meh to magnificent.

“For years, people have been all like, ‘It’s alt season!’ And you know what? When it actually is alt season, you don’t need some guru to tell you. It’s like, duh 🙄,” Olszewicz said, throwing some shade at all the false prophets out there.

So, what’s the tea? According to Olszewicz, Bitcoin is still the big cheese, but it’s basically just chillin’ near $120,000, waiting for the altcoins to get this party started. And, boy, are they ever. Ethereum is leading the charge, breaking out from $2,200 to over $3,200 like it’s nobody’s business 💸.

“ETH has had quite the breakout. It’s above the next pivot at $3,200. I don’t need some fancy chart to tell me this is bullish 📈,” Olszewicz said, because, let’s be real, who needs charts when you’ve got instincts?

And don’t even get him started on Solana. “Sol is starting to look better and better here, approaching the yearly pivot. If it breaks above $177, watch out 🚀,” he warned, because, you know, Solana is like the cool kid on the block.

But, let’s not get too carried away. Olszewicz is all about keeping it real. “Maybe we don’t see huge continuation in August and September. We could even get negative 25% days on alts—just randomly, for whatever reason 🤷‍♀️. You know that’s coming,” he said, because, let’s face it, crypto is all about the drama.

Despite all the caveats, the overall vibe is still super bullish. “It’s hard to throw a dart and miss at this point in the market. Everything looks good 🎉. If you’re in positions that aren’t working here, you need to ask yourself why,” Olszewicz said, because, honestly, if you’re not making money in crypto right now, what are you even doing?

And, finally, a word of caution for all you overleveraged traders out there: “This is a marathon, not a sprint 🏃‍♀️. Don’t lose your shirt on 50x leverage when there’s so much market left to trade,” Olszewicz warned, because, let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress?

So, there you have it. Altcoin Season is officially here, and it’s time to get this party started 🎉. Just remember to keep your wits about you, and don’t get too caught up in the hype.

At press time, the total crypto market cap surged to 3.75 trillion, because, why not? 🤷‍♀️

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2025-07-17 15:11

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