Well, buckle your seatbelts and get Mulder on the phone, because Roswell, New Mexico—yes, the place famous for UFOs and questionable tourist merch—just became the first city in America to add Bitcoin to its treasury. I repeat: they did not buy more alien bobbleheads, folks. Instead, Roswell is now the proud owner of actual Bitcoin, diversifying their financial reserves and, let’s be honest, making every other city council jealous.
Is this a hedge against inflation, or just a clever way to pay off that town-wide obsession with tinfoil hats? Only time will tell! Either way, it’s a bold financial maneuver that’s slightly riskier than trusting your uncle’s advice at Thanksgiving dinner. 🚀
If things go sideways, don’t worry—at least they’ll still have those giant green alien statues as backup assets. 👽
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