Brace yourselves, folks. Brazil’s latest brainchild? A bill that turns crypto tax evasion into a crime. Because apparently, if you’re not paying taxes on your digital Monopoly money, you’re a menace to society.
Brazil is throwing up red tape like it’s going out of style, especially for stablecoins. Why not just outlaw gravity while we’re at it? The government’s new obsession: penalizing anyone who dares to move crypto without a tax receipt. Classic!
Bill 746/2026, courtesy of Deputy Tabata Amaral, now defines crypto tax evasion as a crime. Great, so now if you accidentally send a stablecoin to the wrong wallet, you’re a criminal. Who needs privacy anyway?
The law now says, “Unauthorized exchange operations” are evil. Translation: If you’re not using the government-approved method to move money, you’re plotting something. Maybe they’ll next criminalize using a calculator to add numbers.
The bill’s new twist? It’s now illegal to “promote the outflow of currency abroad” via virtual assets. Oh, and if you keep crypto in an undeclared account, you’re a terrorist. Or maybe just bad at math.
Penalties for money laundering? Harsher than a Monday morning meeting. Financial agencies now have to share reports with prosecutors. Because nothing says “trust the people” like handing over your data to the government. Revolutionary.
Deputy Amaral claims crime is evolving. Spoiler: it’s just people trying to avoid taxes. She blames anonymity and “virtual assets” for the 408% spike in fraud since 2018. Sure, because nothing says “trust” like giving criminals a trail of breadcrumbs to follow.
And let’s not forget: decentralized exchanges and self-hosted wallets? Those are basically ghosts in the government’s eyes. Like trying to regulate smoke rings. But hey, at least they’re trying!
The bill now heads to committees. If it passes, the House will vote. Fingers crossed they don’t accidentally criminalize using a phone charger next.
FAQ
- What’s Brazil doing to stop crypto outflows?
They’re passing a bill to punish anyone who sends crypto without a tax form. Because who needs financial freedom when you can have paperwork? - What’s the new definition of tax evasion?
It’s now illegal to move virtual assets without permission. Because nothing says “freedom” like asking the government to babysit your transactions. - What penalties are proposed?
Stricter rules for money laundering and mandatory data sharing. Because nothing says “protecting privacy” like giving the government your secrets. - Why does Amaral think this matters?
She cites 2.2 million fraud cases in 2024. Because nothing fuels crime like the “anonymity” of crypto. Totally, let’s solve that by making everything public.
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2026-02-28 02:27