So, there’s this guy who calls himself CrediBULL Crypto-because nothing says “trust me” like a pseudonym that sounds like a rejected WWE wrestler. He’s decided that Ethereum, currently lounging around like a lazy cat at $1,900, is actually going to hit $20,000. Yes, you read that right. Twenty. Thousand. Dollars. He first floated this idea three weeks ago, when ETH was at $1,500, proving that even a broken clock is right twice a day, or at least once a month.
His evidence? Charts. Specifically, he’s been staring at the ETH/BTC pairing like it’s a Magic Eye poster, and he’s finally seen the sailboat. According to him, Ethereum has been building a “multi-year base” against Bitcoin, which is fancy trader-speak for “it’s been doing absolutely nothing for ages.” But now, he claims, the base is complete, and we’re about to enter a bull run not seen since 2017. Because nothing says “reliable prediction” like referencing a year when everyone thought buying Beanie Babies with crypto was a solid investment strategy.
When someone else suggested a mere $10,000 target, CrediBULL scoffed and linked to a video where he says, and I quote, “$20K is super, super reasonable.” He didn’t say it was a given, just “super, super reasonable,” which is the same energy I use when I tell my friend I’ll totally pay them back next week. He argues that Ethereum has been the underperforming kid in class for years, but now it’s finally found its “accumulation zone.” This is the part where, if you squint, you can see him winking at the camera.
He’s also drawn pretty lines on a chart, showing a “five-wave structure” that, if it holds, could push ETH to $10,000 before a final wave launches it past $20,000. He even compares today’s setup to last April, when everyone wrote off Ethereum as dead, only for it to hit a new all-time high a few months later. The message is clear: if you don’t buy now, you’ll be that guy who sold his Apple stock in 2002 to buy a pager.
Not everyone is buying it. Another trader named Cheds Trading simply wrote, “That’s not happening,” which is the most concise and honest thing anyone has said in this entire circus. But then Sykodelik-yes, that’s a real username-countered that a move above $10,000 is “not unrealistic” because it’s only twice the all-time high. By that logic, me losing 20 pounds in a week is “not unrealistic” because I’ve done it before. In my dreams.
Meanwhile, Ethereum is up 24% in the past month, which is great until you remember it’s still 60% below its peak. Other analysts are pointing to “bottoming signals” like a pattern of lower highs and a “bullish crossover” in some ratio I don’t understand. Funding rates on Binance are also at a six-month high, which apparently means sentiment is turning, even though the price is still lower than last year. So, in other words, we’re all just guessing, but at least the guesses have fancy names.
2026-07-28 07:15