So, there’s this super-PAC funded by the Winklevoss twins-yes, the guys who look like they just walked off a yacht with a Bitcoin in one hand and a protein shake in the other. They’ve discovered the hard way that mixing political fundraising with Bitcoin is like trying to make a smoothie with a lawnmower-messy and potentially expensive.
According to Bloomberg (a fancy name for where people go to find out that their investments are not what they seem), a hefty cryptocurrency donation made during last year’s bull market has plummeted faster than my self-esteem after a bad haircut. Surprise! This dramatic drop reveals how wild the crypto roller coaster can be when combined with campaign finance. Remember when President Trump claimed the U.S. would be a “crypto capital”? Talk about a plot twist-more like a crypto cul-de-sac!
- The Digital Freedom Fund, the super-PAC in question, managed to rake in over $22 million in late 2025, including a Bitcoin donation that was supposed to be a game-changer.
- Instead of turning that shiny Bitcoin into cold, hard cash, they decided to hold onto 188.4547 Bitcoin. Spoiler alert: that decision cost them about $5 million as Bitcoin crashed from around $114,000 to a sad under $88,000.
- Despite this financial fiasco, the super-PAC is still clutching its crypto like a toddler with a favorite stuffed animal, while also snagging a cool $1 million in cash from Kraken-because why not add more chaos to the mix?
The Digital Freedom Fund, an ambitious little fundraising group started by the Winklevoss twins, raised a whopping $22 million in the last five months of 2025. And guess what? A big chunk of that came in Bitcoin-because who doesn’t want to gamble with their political future?
In August, the twins, who operate the crypto exchange Gemini (fancy, right?), transferred 188.4547 Bitcoin to their super-PAC. Back then, Bitcoin was cruising at about $114,000. But by year’s end, it had dropped to below $88,000, which means the value of their contribution took a nosedive worth nearly $5 million. As of December 31, they were still holding onto that digital asset like a sinking ship.
Sure, it seemed smart to hold onto Bitcoin back then. After all, Tyler Winklevoss posted a lengthy message on X, claiming their contribution aimed to influence midterm elections and help the U.S. become “the crypto capital of the world.” Newsflash, Tyler: your Bitcoin has gone from hero to zero!
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, Bitcoin’s momentum reversed after peaking near $125,000 in early October, and as of the last check, it was trading below $82,000. Ouch!

Now, federal rules don’t require super-PACs to cash out their cryptocurrency donations immediately, which is probably why most do it quickly-let’s face it, nobody wants to ride this roller coaster for too long. Besides crypto, the Digital Freedom Fund also pocketed $1 million in cash from Payward Inc. (the folks behind Kraken) and reported just over $723,000 in cash on hand by year-end. That should buy a nice yacht or two-if they ever decide on a different investment strategy.
As the crypto world continues to dip its toes into the swimming pool of traditional campaign finance, the Digital Freedom Fund isn’t alone. It’s one of several crypto-backed super-PACs trying to figure out if digital assets are the future or just a really expensive fad.
Meanwhile, Trump’s approval rating has plummeted to a heart-wrenching 37%, and whispers among Republicans suggest they’re starting to lose faith in his administration. But hey, at least the Winklevoss twins are keeping things interesting!
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