Ah, behold the sage of finance, the illustrious Anthony Scaramucci, who doth proclaim with a flourish, “Get ready, dear Bitcoin enthusiasts!” For lo, the digital coin hath surged with vigor, outpacing the luster of gold by a full 10% this very day. A triumph, perchance, or but a fleeting jest of the markets?
Silver and Gold, alas, in decline! Bitcoin stands firm, a beacon of hope. Get ready, for the world turns on its axis once more.
– Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) January 30, 2026
As the chronicles of U.Today doth recount, this Scaramucci, founder of SkyBridge Capital, hath once declared his desire to see Bitcoin ascend to the lofty heights of $150,000. A dream, or a prophecy? Only time shall tell.
A Tragic Plunge
Gold, that once-mighty titan of the markets, hath fallen to an intraday low of $4,683, a spectacle most lamentable. Yet, like a phoenix, it doth rise again, though not without scars.
Silver, poor Silver, hath suffered a fate most cruel, losing more than 30% in a single day-a record, alas, for the ages. Yet, it remaineth the fairest performer of the year, thrice its value from nine months past. A consolation, perchance, but a bitter one.
The appointment of Kevin Warsh, a hawk of the Federal Reserve, hath cast a shadow o’er precious metals. His penchant for tighter policies and higher interest rates hath traders betting on a stronger dollar, leaving gold and silver in a state of disarray.
Cathie Wood’s Ominous Portent
On a Thursday most fateful, Cathie Wood of Ark Invest did stir the pot, declaring the end of gold’s grand rally. “The peak is nigh!” she cried, noting that gold’s market cap as a percent of the US money supply (M2) hath surpassed even the heights of 1980, when inflation reigned supreme.
“Parabolic moves,” she quoth, “doth oft carry prices beyond the bounds of reason, yet such spikes are but the final act of a cycle.” A warning, or a jest? The gold bugs tremble in anticipation.
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