Dear reader, the fair Miss PayPal hath stumbled upon hard times, her stock price plummeting to levels not seen since April last year! The charts doth foretell further sorrow should she fail to cling to her dear support at $56.3.
“We expected product innovation to charm the masses. Alas, 4Q brings a step down in growth, and 2026 shall be a year of…
sigh
… investment.” 🙄
“The PayPal Button, once the belle of the ball, now sits forlorn.”
Morgan Stanley joined the chorus, tutting that checkout improvements take longer than a three-hour opera. Others? Mizuho, UBS, Goldman Sachs-all now singing dirges.
Past years hath not been kind. Revenue growth, once brisk as a well-matched dance, now shuffles at a glacial pace. Klarna and Affirm (those dastardly BNPL rakes!) and rivals like Wise and Remitly (cheaper, alas, and thus popular) have stolen her thunder.
Even her beloved acquisition, Honey-a $4 billion trinket!-faces lawsuits over “deceptive” affiliate commissions. Scandal! 🍯
Yet analysts cling to hope: Q4 revenue may rise 5% YoY to $8.79B, a mere pittance compared to her $33.2B annual total.
Technical Tragedies Unfold
The weekly chart reveals PYPL’s journey hath been one of woe: from $93 in December 2024 to $56.3 today. The dreaded $55.7 threshold looms-a cliffhanger! (April 7’s low.)
She now dances below all moving averages, a widow in mourning. The RSI? A most melancholic 32-the lowest since April last year. 📉
Worse yet, an inverted cup-and-handle pattern emerges-a bearish omen! Should she breach $55.7, the next stop? The psychological $50 abyss. (Cue dramatic fanfare.)
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