BTC’s 7% Drop & CC’s Cosmic Surge: 2025’s Crypto Chaos!

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Oh, what a year it’s been! 🌌 Bitcoin, that paragon of digital hope, ended 2025 with a whimper, its price stuck in a loop of $89,000 like a confused sock in a washing machine. 🤯 The universe, the whole thing, and everything, apparently decided that “red” was the new black. 💸

Meanwhile, Canton’s CC, that enigmatic underdog, soared so high it probably forgot it was a cryptocurrency. 🚀 It’s like the market found a way to make a profit while the rest of us were busy questioning our life choices. 🤡

BTC With 7% Yearly Decline

Bitcoin spent December in a tight embrace with its own uncertainty, bouncing between $86,000 and $90,000 like a confused penguin on a trampoline. 🐧 The bears, those relentless saboteurs of hope, kept intercepting its attempts to break free, leaving it stranded at $89,000. 🛑

Now it’s slumped to under $88,000, its market cap now a mere 1.75 trillion-about as impressive as a broken calculator. 🧮 And its dominance? A wobbly 57.3%-because even the market has its limits. 🤷‍♂️

CC Keeps Pumping

Canton’s CC, however, is having the time of its life, up 130% this month and 18% since yesterday. 🎉 It’s like the market finally found its “infinite improbability drive” and forgot to tell the rest of us. 🚀

While CC soars, the rest of the crypto world is a comedy of errors. ADA, UNI, and DOGE are all playing the “sad trombone” theme. 🎺 Even ETH is just… meh. 🤷‍♀️

The total market cap? Down $20 billion in a day. Because nothing says “excitement” like a 6% drop. 💸

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2026-01-01 14:18