In the grand theatre of modern finance, where dollars dance and Bitcoins bloom like digital daisies, Michael Saylor has once again demonstrated that the art of acquiring vast quantities of cryptocurrency is best appreciated with a touch of flair and a dash of audacity. 🤑
Strategy, the daring scheme, added a modest 1,229 BTC-roughly $108.8 million worth-at an aristocratic average of $88,568 per Bitcoin. Ah, the sweet taste of triumph, yielding a splendid 23.2% this year-surely enough to make even the most hardened investor swoon. 💸
As the curtains rise on December 28, 2025, their digital treasury stands tall at 672,497 BTC-more zeros in sight than a mathematician’s nightmare-purchased at a sum of around $50.44 billion. One can only marvel at their resilience, even after last week’s generous scoop of 10,645 BTC-because late-night shopping sprees in the world of crypto are evidently evergreen. 🌙
And so, with every purchase via ATM equity sales, their treasury expands, proving once again that in the realm of Bitcoins, the relentless HODL is less a strategy and more a lifestyle-set against the backdrop of market chaos and digital hysteria. Perhaps a toast is in order? Or a sneer? Cheers to the nouveau riche of the byte! 🍷😂
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2025-12-29 17:22