Bitcoin’s Doom Foretold! 😱

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Hark! A most esteemed purveyor of commodities, one Peter Brandt, doth pronounce a grave omen upon the digital realm of Bitcoin! He declareth, with a flourish of prognostication, that the very parabola upon which this speculative bubble doth rest has, alas, been shattered! ‘Tis a fall to $25,240 he doth foresee, a prospect most unsettling indeed.

And lo, this cryptocurrency, this phantom wealth of the modern age, doth struggle, poor thing, to maintain its footing above the lofty height of $90,000. One almost pities its predicament. 🙄

Of Diminishing Returns and Fading Fortunes

Brandt, in his wisdom (or perhaps folly?), doth assert that this Bitcoin’s once-explosive growth is, regrettably, slowing. Not that it is expiring altogether – perish the thought! – but merely… maturing. A most curious euphemism for a potential collapse, wouldn’t you agree? He argues that each successive “bull cycle”, as they call it, possesses considerably less vigor than its predecessor.

In the year of our Lord 2011, Bitcoin might have multiplied a hundredfold! In 2013, a mere fifty times. By 2017, a modest twenty. And in 2021? A paltry ten! Thus, those hopeful souls – ah, poor Michael Saylor among them! – who anticipate similar fortunes are, alas, living in a fool’s paradise. The momentum, it seems, is waning, decaying like a forgotten rose. 🥀

Behold! A chart depicting Bitcoin’s journey through time (from 2010 to a whimsical 2025). Upon it, four lines, curved like the back of a mischievous imp, representing its parabolic ascents.

But observe! At the culmination of the fourth such curve, the price hath dipped below the line itself. A most ominous sign! When an asset’s price falls so low, the trend is deemed “violated,” or, in plainer terms, broken. And history, that stern teacher, doth reveal that each time Bitcoin broke such a curve (in 2011, 2013, and 2017), it plunged downward by a most alarming 80% or more. A spectacle, one might add, most distressing for investors. Why, in 2018, ’twas a descent from $20,000 to a mere $3,200! A tragedy, truly! 🎭

Therefore, brace yourselves, gentle readers! For if Brandt’s predictions hold true, Bitcoin shall lose a staggering eighty percent of its value, leaving it with but twenty percent of its former glory – a paltry sum of $25,240. A cautionary tale, indeed! 🧐

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2025-12-15 09:49