The wizards of the Internet Computer Protocol (ICP) have unleashed a cheeky “apology” that’s more brag than regret, cackling about their ability to run full-stack apps entirely on-chain. Meanwhile, their token’s price is doing the limbo under a 99% drop from its all-time high. 🪙💨
- The ICP crew issued a “we’re-so-sorry-but-not-really” statement, flaunting their protocol’s knack for hosting full-stack apps without needing AWS or any other cloud overlords. ☁️✋
- In response, the peanut gallery (aka the community) roasted ICP for its token’s nosedive from $750 to a measly $6. Ouch. 📉😬
In a move that screams “we’re too cool for cloud,” the ICP team mockingly apologized for “proving that Decentralized Apps don’t need Amazon Web Services” and for “shipping features today that other chains have penciled in for 2030.” Because, you know, why wait when you can innovate now? 🚀📅
we’re sorry. 🙃
– Internet Computer Today (@DfinityToday) November 11, 2025
While their apology is as sincere as a used car salesman’s smile, ICP’s tech is no joke. Their “canisters”-smart contracts that pack both logic and data-serve web content directly to users, cutting out the middleman (looking at you, AWS). It’s like baking a cake without needing an oven. 🍰🛠️
Here’s a taste of the full-stack apps strutting their stuff on ICP:
- OpenChat: A fully on-chain messaging app where you can chat, share files, and govern via a DAO. Because who needs WhatsApp when you can DAO it? 💬📂
- ICPSwap: A decentralized exchange where both the front-end and back-end are on-chain. Swap tokens, provide liquidity, and govern-all without a cloud in sight. 🌩️💸
- Caffeine: A no-code platform that lets you whip up full-stack web apps with natural-language prompts. It’s like magic, but with fewer rabbits and more code. 🐇✨
ICP Price: The Rollercoaster That Forgot to Go Up 🌋
Not everyone’s laughing at ICP’s joke. Some community members fired back, pointing to the token’s price performance. “Bullish, but that’s a lot of bark for a project down 99%,” quipped user @detta0215 on X. 🐶📉
You’re right, it was a brutal flush… But being down 99% and still shipping the most advanced tech in crypto says something about the team’s conviction. Most projects would have packed it in. Just keep coding… 💻💪
– Internet Computer Today (@DfinityToday) November 11, 2025
User @OzDefi chimed in: “Kinda wish you would have hyped the whole time. I’m down 96%. I only need a 40X to break even.” Because nothing says optimism like a 40X moonshot. 🚀🤞
For context, ICP’s token has plummeted from its ATH of $750 (five years ago) to a humble $6 today. Though, it’s worth noting ICP recently rallied +240%, jumping from $2.80 to $9.50 at its peak. Baby steps, right? 👶📈
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2025-11-12 15:54