Billionaire’s Bitcoin Bacchanal: 641,692 BTC & Counting! 🚀

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In a grandiose performance worthy of a Cossack ball, Michael Saylor continues his Bitcoin ballet, even as his corporate marionette-now rebranded from MicroStrategy to “Strategy”-dances on a tightrope of shareholder despair. The billionaire, with the gait of a man who has seen the future (and priced it in BTC), added 487 BTC to his hoard, splurging $49.9 million like it’s Tuesday. 🎭

Here’s your guide to this modern-day alchemy.

Another Confident Bet on Bitcoin

Between November 3 and 9, Strategy purchased Bitcoin at an average price of $102,557 per BTC, swelling its stash to 641,692 BTC. The company, which has now spent $47.54 billion on the digital tulip, averages a cost of $74,079 per coin-because who needs fiscal restraint when you’re playing chess with crypto? ♟️

The latest acquisition, funded by the liquidation of STRF, STRC, STRK, and STRD shares via the ATM program, reads like a scene from a absurdist play where Wall Street meets Wonderland. “Cash flow? Schmash flow,” one might say, tossing a handful of ticker symbols into the void.

Michael Saylor, the self-appointed prophet of the blockchain age, confirmed the move on X with all the gravitas of a man who’s already written his own sequel.

Strategy has acquired 487 BTC for ~$49.9 million at ~$102,557 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 26.1% YTD 2025. As of 11/9/2025, we hodl 641,692 $BTC acquired for ~$47.54 billion at ~$74,079 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRD $STRE $STRF $STRK

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) November 10, 2025

The Tweet That Sparked Buzz

Just prior to the revelation, Saylor unleashed a cryptic missive: “₿est Continue.” A phrase so loaded it could power a Tesla coil. For his cult of followers, it was a divine sign-another Bitcoin purchase was inbound, heralded by the orange-dot chart, that sacred relic of the digital age. 📊

₿est Continue

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) November 9, 2025

This tweet arrived as Goldman Sachs prophesied Federal Reserve rate cuts by year’s end-a development that makes risk assets like Bitcoin blush with possibility. With BTC trading near $106,000, Saylor’s message was as clear as a foghorn: “The accumulation continues, and I’m not done stacking sats.” 💸

Stock Takes a Beating

While Strategy’s Bitcoin hoard grows, its stock plummets like a soufflé abandoned by a distracted chef. Shares have crumbled nearly 60% in a year, hitting a 52-week low of $219.68-down from a peak of $473 last November. When Bitcoin stumbles, the stock follows, weeping into its handkerchief. 🙃

Yet the company, undeterred by market tantrums, recently raised €620 million through preferred stock-a financial pirouette aimed at buying more BTC. One must admire the audacity: turn shareholder equity into cryptocurrency confetti. 🎉

The Bigger Picture

Still, Saylor marches on, a modern-day Don Quixote tilting at volatility windmills. Strategy now ranks among Earth’s largest Bitcoin holders, a title that sounds less like a business strategy and more like a fever dream. Despite the stock’s nosedive and market turbulence, Saylor’s message is as clear as a poorly encrypted ledger: his faith in Bitcoin is eternal-or at least until the next bear market. 🔮

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2025-11-10 17:04