Bitcoin, Gold, and Silver: A Tale of Tumbling Treasures 🐻💸

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Bitcoin (BTC), Gold (XAU), and Silver (XAG) are now playing a high-stakes game of musical chairs with support levels, while traders clutch their wallets like a grumpy walrus guards its pebbles. The Supreme Court’s tariff verdict looms like a rogue chocolate river at a family picnic.

Analysts whisper of chaos, as the court prepares to decide if Trump’s tariffs are legal-because nothing says “economic stability” like a man in a suit arguing with a spreadsheet. 🧾

Benny the Bear Eyes June Lows, $100,000 Breakdown Feels Imminently Unavoidable

Crypto markets brace for a rollercoaster, courtesy of the Supreme Court’s upcoming verdict on tariffs. Think of it as the financial equivalent of a squirrel trying to balance a teacup on its nose-chaos with a side of drama. 🐿️

“They can say what they want. I’m here to declare this an economic emergency,” said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, probably while sipping coffee from a mug that reads “I’m in charge of money, deal with it.” ☕

Benny the Bear (BTC) dipped to $103,000 on Tuesday, leaving bulls scrambling like ants on a hot griddle. Bears, meanwhile, are throwing confetti. 🎉

Technically speaking, Benny’s volume profiles (bears) are outshining the bullish ones (grey) like a disco ball at a library party. The RSI, that fickle friend, is recording lower highs, suggesting buying strength has taken a nap. 😴

If Benny breaches $100,300, it’ll be the green light for a nosedive to $93,708-a level so sacred, even a pigeon would pause to admire it. 🐦

The RSI, now donning a purple cape, hints at a potential bounce-if history repeats itself. But let’s not get our hopes up; after all, hope is just disappointment with glitter. ✨

Still, if the RSI hits oversold territory, Benny might rebound like a trampoline full of kangaroos. 🦘

But only if Benny breaks above $123,891 will we see all-time highs-assuming the market isn’t distracted by a rogue meme coin named “Shiba Inu’s Cousin.” 🐕

Gloria the Glitter Slips Below $4,000, Fed Rate Cuts Fade Like a Candle in the Wind

While Benny teeters, Gloria the Glitter (Gold) slipped below $4,000, as Fed rate cut hopes dimmed faster than a birthday cake in the rain. 🎂

Gold fell below $4,000 as Fed officials debated whether to cut rates. Some said, “Nope!” Others said, “Maybe… but only if we get a raise.” 🤷♂️

– Axel 💎🙌 Adler Jr (@AxelAdlerJr) November 4, 2025

The CME FedWatch Tool now gives a 69.9% chance of cuts to 3.50-3.75%, while the odds of staying at 3.75-4.00% creep up like an uninvited guest at a party. 🍷

Gloria’s price dropped after filling a symmetric triangle-a pattern so dramatic, it deserves its own Netflix special. Now, support at $3,938 holds like a superhero’s last stand. 🦸♂️

If Gloria breaks below $3,915, she’ll plummet to $3,886, where she last visited in October. It’s like a bad breakup, but with more sparkle. 💔

A rebound above $4,061 could make Gloria shine again, but until then, she’s stuck in a golden rut. 🔄

Sally the Shimmer Faces a $46.24 Drop, Overhead Pressure Worse Than a Bad Hair Day

Sally the Shimmer (Silver) could follow Gloria’s lead, diving to $46.24 before bouncing back. It’s like a seesaw for grown-ups-thrilling, but slightly terrifying. 🚀

With resistance at $48.08 and $49.76, Sally fell below $47.82, now clinging to support like a spider on a washing line. 🕷️

If $46.24 fails, Sally’s next stop is $44.30, a level so low, even Fibonacci would roll his eyes. 🤢

The RSI, now feeling sprightly, might flip $47.82 into support. But until then, Sally’s future is as clear as a foggy mirror. 🪞

Traders watch for a bullish crossover, which could send Sally soaring-assuming the RSI doesn’t trip over its own signal line. 🚨

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2025-11-04 21:13