So, Dash decided to have a little party, huh? š Up 80%? Who does this coin think it is, the king of the crypto prom? Last time I checked, it was just sitting there, minding its own business, and now itās all like, āLook at me, Iām parabolic!ā š¤·āāļø
- Dash price soared over 80% on Tuesday. Big deal. My auntās cat couldāve predicted that. š±
- Aster listed Dash last week. Oh, so now everyoneās best friends? Where were you when Dash was down bad, huh? š¤Ø
- Technical signals say itās going up. Well, duh. Even my barista couldāve told you that. ā
According to crypto.news, Dash hit $147.86. Whoa, slow down, Mr. Fancy Pants. Settled at $130.31? Classic Dash, canāt even hold its high. Up 167% in a week? Must be nice. My 401(k) wishes it had that kind of energy. šø
Market cap tripled to $1.62 trillion? Sure, Jan. Spot volume up 73%? Yawn. Wake me up when itās a trillion. š“
Privacy coins are all the rage now? Great, so now everyoneās a spy? Zcash up 183%? Wow, Zcash, you must be so proud. Railgun and Horizen also rallying? Who invited them to the party? š
Aster listed Dash? Big whoop. Exchange listings are like a Tinder match-exciting for a day, then back to reality. 5x leverage? Sounds like someoneās asking for a margin call. š
Why is Dash’s price doing so well this month? š¤š
Because it finally remembered it exists? Just kidding. Sort of. Dash, youāve been working hard? For years? And this is your big moment? Good for you, buddy. š„³
Thread time! š§µ
Here are five big achievements we’ve had over theā¦
– Dash (@Dashpay) November 1, 2025
Futures open interest spiked to $105.5 million? Oh, so now everyoneās interested? Where were you when it was $8 million, huh? Fair-weather fans. š¦ļø
Dash has Masternodes? Fancy. InstaSend and PrivateSend? Sounds like a dating app for crypto. Swipe right for instant transactions, swipe left for privacy. š³
Dash price analysis
Technical indicators say Dash is strong? Sure, whatever. MACD lines trending up? Aroon Up at 100%? RSI overbought? Sounds like a lot of mumbo jumbo to me. š
Next resistance at $158.46? Good luck with that. Last time it tried, it face-planted harder than I did at my high school reunion. If it hits $193.76, Iāll eat my hat. š§¢
Support at $78.30? Yeah, sure. If it drops below that, itās going all the way down to $18. Might as well call it Dash-and-burn. š„
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