Oh, dear me, what a splendid little jamboree in the annals of modern commerce! Nvidia, that chip-wielding titan of the digital ether, has roped in BlackRock, the voracious vulture of capital, to snaffle up some hapless global data center enterprise for a trifling sum of forty billion dollars or thereabouts. The ostensible goal? To hoard the very sinews of AI infrastructure, balloon high‑density computing into some grotesque abundance, and hasten the blizzard of cloud and AI sorceries upon the unsuspecting masses. By amalgamating Nvidia’s ingenious hardware wizardry with BlackRock’s inexhaustible coffers and their penchant for concrete jungles 🚀, they envision erecting these magnificent next‑generation data campuses – quaint little utopias, no doubt – across sundry pivotal markets. Naturally, the whole affair shall only unfold upon the satisfaction of sundry customary approvals and those nebulous closing hurdles, lest the farce skid into chaos. How terribly British, or whatever passes for it in these vulgar times.
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