🔥 Robert Kiyosaki Thinks ETH Will Save Us From Financial Armageddon

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Ethereum and silver are having their moment in the sun-or perhaps their moment on the therapist’s couch-amid Robert Kiyosaki’s latest dire warnings about fiat currencies, which, let’s face it, have been behaving rather poorly lately. 🎭💸

Robert Kiyosaki Doubles Down on Ethereum and Silver Amid Economic Melodrama

Enter Robert Kiyosaki-the financial world’s most flamboyant alarmist and author of Rich Dad Poor Dad, a book so widely translated (over 50 languages!) that one suspects it’s propping up failing economies all by itself. 📚🌍 With the poise of a man who’s never quite overestimated his own advice, he has once again taken to social media to tell the masses what to invest in-because nothing says “financial wisdom” like a tweet with a rocket emoji. 🚀

On October 10th, he declared on X (formerly known as “that platform where billionaires go to cry publicly”):

Silver over $50. $75 next? Silver and ethereum hot, hot, hot. 🔥🔥🔥

Ah yes, “hot”-the financial advisor’s equivalent of saying your soup is “interesting.” Only two days prior, he had teased: “Silver near all time high. Silver is a dollar away from turning into a rocket ship. Please get a few silver coins before the silver rocket leaves the earth.” 🛸🌕

Darling, if silver’s about to rocket into orbit, shouldn’t we at least pack a snack? And maybe a lawyer, in case the IRS follows us into space? 🍪⚖️

Kiyosaki has long preached the gospel of gold, silver, and bitcoin-the holy trinity of “assets that governments can’t print, but your uncle Larry can still lose in a poker game.” 💰🃏 Yet now, like a man who’s finally accepted that not all heroes wear capes (some wear NFTs), he’s embracing ethereum with the enthusiasm of a crypto convert at an Ayahuasca retreat. 🌿🔮

Recently, he announced-again, on social media, because where else does financial prophecy belong?-that he’s buying more bitcoin and ethereum. He wrote, with the solemnity of a doomsday cult leader ordering extra robes:

End of U.S. dollar? Adding to my gold, silver, bitcoin, and ethereum stack. 💣🧱

Brace yourselves, mortals. The U.S. dollar-last seen sipping a latte and whispering “inflation is transitory”-may be on its last legs. Kiyosaki has been warning for years about the “death of the American empire,” a phrase that sounds less like economics and more like the tagline for a Netflix docudrama. 🍿🇺🇸💀 High national debt? Check. Fiscal irresponsibility? Double check. A populace that thinks “fiat” is a car brand? Tragically, checkmate.

His solution? Hoard metals and code. Because if the world collapses, at least you’ll have coins to rub together and smart contracts to read by campfire light. 🌍🔥💻

By elevating ETH to near-mythical status, Kiyosaki signals a shift: real money is no longer just shiny and heavy-it’s also intangible and requires a password you’ll forget during a panic. 🔐😭

His message remains as consistent as a soap opera plot: abandon fiat, embrace scarcity, and for heaven’s sake, stop buying designer handbags-though if they’re made of silver, perhaps reconsider. 💼✨

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2025-10-12 03:08