Bitcoin dropped below $120K like a confused penguin in a snowstorm, all because of a certain ex-president’s tariff tantrum. 🐧💸
Bitcoin had a meltdown after Donald Trump, the king of “tremendous” and “nobody knows more,” threatened to raise tariffs on China. The crypto world gasped, screamed, and then sold everything. 🤯
The decline was so sudden, it made a toddler’s tantrum look like a meditation session. 🍑
Bitcoin’s $120K Nightmare
Bitcoin was flirting with $121K when Trump opened his mouth. Next thing you know, it was hiding under a rock, below $120K. 🐢
The tariffs? A trade war? A global catastrophe? No, just a bad day for crypto. 🌍💥
Bitcoin kept wobbling like a drunk flamingo. Investors were more nervous than a squirrel in a nut-free zone. 🐿️
Everyone sold, because why hold onto a digital rock when you can throw it into a black hole? 🌑
Crypto’s Big Squeal
Ethereum, Solana, and Dogecoin? They all joined the panic party. Ethereum dropped below $4,200, which is like a goldfish losing its tail. 🐠
Cryptocurrencies, the ultimate risk-takers, got scared. It’s like telling a vampire it’s daytime. 🧛♂️
The market turned into a circus of chaos. Investors fled, screaming, “NOT TODAY, SATAN!” 🕷️
Money Melted Like Ice Cream in July
Over $420 million in long positions vanished faster than a magician’s rabbit. 🪄💥
Bitcoin and Ethereum were the main villains, with $73M and $175M wiped out. 🤡
In 24 hours, $895M melted. It’s like a snowman in a sauna. ❄️🔥
But hey, institutional investors are as brave as a lion with a snack. They bought Bitcoin, because nothing says “confidence” like throwing money at a black hole. 🦁
Trump’s threat? A reminder that the market is as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. 🧱👶
So, what’s next? A crypto apocalypse? A Bitcoin birthday cake? Only the market knows. 🎉
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