Bitcoin’s New All-Time High? A Bank’s Bold Prediction!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bank in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a cryptocurrency to predict. 📈💰 Standard Chartered, that paragon of prudence, managing $850 billion in assets, has declared with the utmost confidence that Bitcoin shall ascend to a new all-time high within the next week. 🏆 This optimistic prognosis is underpinned by ‘strong market momentum’ and ‘growing institutional interest’-words that sound suspiciously like ‘people are buying things they don’t understand.’ The bank, ever the optimist, further speculates that Bitcoin might reach $200,000 by year’s end, a figure so lofty it could double as a tepee. đŸ§ș Investors, ever the gullible, watch with bated breath as Bitcoin continues its upward trend, all while wondering if they’ve been duped by a spreadsheet. đŸ€”

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2025-10-03 14:56