Why Singapore and UAE Are the Crypto Nation Rulers: You Won’t Believe the Numbers! 💰🤣

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Well, hold on to your wallets, because according to a report from ApeX Protocol that totally didn’t use a crystal ball, Singapore and the United Arab Emirates are officially the most “crypto-obsessed” nations on the planet! Who knew diving into digital currencies could be more popular than brunch with avocado toast? 🥑💸

Singapore, with a dazzling score of 100 (cue the confetti), has 24.4% of its population owning crypto. That’s like, what, an entire café full of people? With a whopping 2,000 crypto-related searches per 100,000 residents, we can only imagine their Google search history. “How to buy crypto without losing my sanity” must be on repeat! 📈

Next up, the UAE almost snagged the gold with a score of 99.7 (sorry, UAE, better luck next time!). A fabulous 25.3% of locals are crypto holders-meaning their wallets likely weigh more than a camel. Since 2019, adoption has skyrocketed by 210%! I mean, these numbers are making my heart race faster than a caffeine-fueled office espresso machine! ☕️💥

With engagement measured on indicators like ownership rates, search activity (give Google a round of applause), and even ATM availability, it’s clear these countries are in it to win it. And by win it, I mean, collect cute little crypto coins like they’re Pokémon! 🎮

The land of opportunity (aka The US) takes keynote speaker slot in the ATM section 📈

So, stepping onto the podium, we find the United States gallantly securing the third place with a score of 98.5, powered by a sea of ATMs (over 30,000, no kidding). They say everything’s bigger in America, and it looks like this includes their crypto ATMs-ten times more than anyone else. They also get a medal for a 220% uptick in crypto use since 2019. Suddenly my bank account seems inadequate…

Canada, sneaking in at fourth place, has a growth rate that’s 225%-is this a finance class or a race? With 10.1% of folks riding the crypto wave and 3,500 ATMs across its maple-laden land, they’ve pulled off a composite score of 64.7. Applause for the Canadians, eh? 🇨🇦

Now let’s give a shout-out to Turkey, scoring a solid 57.6, with 19.3% of its population holding crypto. They might not be top-tier, but with monthly searches nearly hitting 1,000 per 100,000 folks, they are clearly interested-probably searching for how to cook the perfect kebab and invest in crypto at the same time! 🥙

Rounding out the top 10 are the likes of Germany, Switzerland, Australia (can someone check their wallets?), Argentina, and Indonesia-each showing signs of embracing the digital currency love. Who knew that marrying money and technology would be a trend? 💔💻

Some smart cookie from ApeX Protocol even declared, “Crypto is no longer on the fringe,” and it’s becoming part of how countries define their financial future. I mean, define your future? I can barely define what I’m having for dinner tonight! 🍕😅

Chainalysis: The US hops over to second place in the crypto adoption race 🏃‍♀️💨

By the way, have you heard? The US has decided to take a charming jump to second place in Chainalysis’ 2025 Global Crypto Adoption Index-thanks to Bitcoin ETF inflows. It’s like they’re tripping over money! And surprise, surprise, India is still in the lead with a 69% boost in transaction value, while Nigeria’s having a bit of a stumble at sixth. Let’s hope they don’t trip over their regulatory progress! 🤞

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2025-09-28 15:30