Trump Clan’s Debit Card Debacle: Can You Trust a Trump with Your Cash? 💳😅

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What to know:

  • World Liberty Financial will roll out a debit card and retail application “very soon.”
  • The retail app is meant to merge peer-to-peer transfers with trading features.

SEOUL, South Korea: Ah, the Trump family-masters of chaos and champions of the absurd-have once again outdone themselves! World Liberty Financial, their latest brainchild (or perhaps a brainchild borrowed from a dream?), will soon unleash a debit card and retail app so “revolutionary,” it might just make your wallet weep with joy (or confusion). Co-founder Zak Folkman, during a panel at Korea Blockchain Week 2025, declared this venture would “plug” their stablecoin USD1 into everyday payments. One might say they’re trying to turn Apple Pay into a circus-complete with clowns, confetti, and a 401(k) on a rollercoaster. 🎪💸

The retail app, they claim, will “meld” peer-to-peer transfers with trading features. Let’s be clear: this is not a financial tool. This is a money merry-go-round. A place where your cash can twirl, pirouette, and perhaps vanish into the ether. Both products, they insist, will “form the core of World Liberty’s push into consumer markets.” One wonders if “consumer” means people brave enough to trust the Trump name with their savings. 🤷♂️

In a twist that could only come from the Trump universe, World Liberty has also signed a “memorandum of understanding” with Bithumb, a South Korean exchange. The details? As clear as a Trump tweet during a press conference. 📱✨

Trump Clan’s Debit Card Debacle: Can You Trust a Trump with Your Cash? 💳😅

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2025-09-23 08:40