Strategy Buys 525 BTC, Total Holdings Soar to Almost 639K BTC! Hold On Tight

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So here we are, folks. Strategy, the tech firm led by none other than the Bitcoin evangelist Michael Saylor, has done it again! This time, they’ve picked up 525 BTC. Yeah, just 525. No biggie, right? They only spent a modest $60 million on this tiny little purchase-at an average price of $114,562 per Bitcoin, in case you were wondering. 😎

But hold your horses-this brings their grand total of Bitcoin holdings to a mind-boggling 638,985 BTC. That’s enough to make any Bitcoin enthusiast faint. At this point, the company has locked in its status as the world’s largest corporate crypto hoarder. Total cost? $47.23 billion. Yeah, you heard that right. Not a typo. 🙄

At today’s market rates, those holdings are worth a little over $73 billion. That’s a nice little cushion of more than $31 billion in unrealized gains. Not bad, huh? 🤩

Michael, ever the Bitcoin aficionado, dropped this little tidbit on X (formerly known as Twitter, for the uninitiated):

Strategy has acquired 525 BTC for ~$60.2 million at ~$114,562 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.9% YTD 2025. As of 9/14/2025, we hodl 638,985 $BTC acquired for ~$47.23 billion at ~$73,913 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) September 15, 2025

Small Buy, Big Dreams

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “525 BTC? That’s a tiny drop in the ocean compared to what they’ve done before!” Well, you’re right. A week ago, they shelled out $217 million for 1,955 BTC. And earlier this year, they went all-in with purchases worth over a billion dollars. But hey, who’s counting? 😜

Since 2020, they’ve been on a buying spree, almost every week. Now, they’re the undisputed champions of corporate crypto investing. I mean, seriously, at this point, they might as well change their name to ‘Bitcoin Holdings Inc.’

Investor Reactions: Meh

How did the market react to this latest Bitcoin scoop? Let’s just say-don’t hold your breath. Despite the massive news, Strategy’s stock price didn’t budge. It stayed pretty much flat at $324, even with Bitcoin hanging around $115,000 after a weekend surge. Talk about a snoozer. 😴

But don’t worry, analysts have a *lot* to say. JPMorgan’s waving a red flag, warning crypto treasury firms to watch out. Meanwhile, TD Cowen’s sitting pretty with a buy rating and a target of $640, while Benchmark’s even more optimistic, setting their target at $705. Could be a bumpy ride. 🎢

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2025-09-15 20:26