You Won’t Believe How Bitcoin Topped the ‘Magnificent 7’-Saylor’s Wild Ride!

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Now listen here: Strategy’s Bitcoin shenanigans done put it way ahead of them tech giants. With returns so high they’d make your granny’s blood pressure rise, that king coin is sittin’ mighty pretty as a treasury play.

Michael Saylor’s crew-that’s Strategy, used to be called MicroStrategy before they got fancy-is back rippin’ headlines by throwin’ all their chips on that wild stallion called Bitcoin [BTC].

Known far and wide for being the first-dibs on corporate Bitcoin, this outfit’s treasury game turned into a schoolbook example for both the old-money fellas and crypto cowboys.

Michael Saylor’s Strategy hollers from the rooftops

Not too long ago, Saylor went on to crow about how Strategy’s left the Magnificent 7 eating its dust-not just in digital assets, but in cold hard returns and what fancy folks call Open Interest.

Now, Strategy’s Open Interest to market cap ratio hit a jaw-droppin’ 100.5%. That’s like watchin’ a horse outrun a tractor-Tesla’s way back at 26%, and the rest of that circus-Meta, Alphabet, Amazon-all playing catch-up.

The Town Square Chatter

The townsfolk weren’t exactly whistlin’ dixie in agreement. One poor soul jumped onto X to grumble,

Meanwhile, a posse of bitcoin evangelists tipped their hats to Saylor and hollered back,

“$MSTR having 9x the OI than the Mag 7? Well, ain’t that just the clearest sign you get when you wrangle the wild volatility outta a company. Bitcoin’s like a bucking bronco tamed into a cash cow.”

Saylor’s Numbers Dance

In a follow-up yarn, Saylor went on to paint a bigger picture called the “Bitcoin Standard Era.” Sound fancy, don’t it?

Strategy’s returns look like it’s been feeding on magic beans

Turns out, the annual returns at Strategy are a mind-boggling 91%. That’s like comparing a high-speed train to Nvidia’s 72% and Tesla’s dawdling 32%.

Alphabet and Meta stumble in with 26% and 23%, while Microsoft, Apple, and Amazon barely manage to keep up their britches.

For Saylor, this ain’t just about stacking up Bitcoin like a hoarder-it’s a paid ticket to the fastest train in the financial wilderness.

MSTR vs The Magnificent 7 Showdown

By the time the dust settled, Strategy’s stock (MSTR) was sittin’ pretty at $331.44, up a neat 1.66%-while the Magnificent 7 tried their best but looked like they were drinkin’ molasses.

Nvidia’s poked itself up to $177.82 with a meek 0.37%, Meta climbed 0.62% to $755.59, and Alphabet scratched out 0.60% to $241.38.

Apple was flexin’ at 1.76% up to $234.07, Microsoft strutted 1.77% to $509.90, as per the good ol’ Google Finance scroll.

Amazon, bless its heart, took a tumble down 0.78% to $228.15. Someone needs to tell Jeff Bezos to cheer up!

What’s Bitcoin Up To?

Meanwhile, Bitcoin itself was trading at a staggering $115,781.64, still panting after trying to catch its recent high of $125,000, according to CoinMarketCap.

Now, Strategy ain’t the only cowboy reaping rewards by hitchin’ its wagon to Bitcoin.

Why, GameStop’s Q2 earnings did a two-step past expectations, thanks to their hefty $528.6 million Bitcoin stash that brought in $28.6 million in unrealized gains-proof that even video game traders got a taste of that sweet digital gold.

As Saylor keeps shouting from the rooftops, Bitcoin ain’t no gambler’s pipe dream no more-it’s a big ol’ bear-hug reshaping how companies keep their piggy banks.

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2025-09-14 18:49