Oh, Are They Serious? Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss Say Bitcoin Could Hit $1 Million 😲🤑

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There I was, scrolling through Fox Business, and what do I spot but our favorite crypto kings, Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, confidently declaring that Bitcoin might just kick it up to a cool $1 million “one day.” I imagine them in matching pinstripe suits, shaking hands so vigorously you’d expect to ignite a fire. Oh, the Winklevii! How can we not fall for their branded optimism?

It’s not just the money-mumblings from these tech twins; former Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao and Blockstream’s Adam Back chime in with similar seven-figure fantasies. It’s like they’re all huddled in a secret corner, whispering price-target scenarios as if they just drank from the fountain of eternal bull runs.

They delicately label Bitcoin as “gold 2.0,” implying gold is late conceptualizing its digital successor. Imagine that! Bitcoin dispensing its own “disruption fee” to gold investors.

Two Fantasy-Conquering Detectives

Ah, remember that Facebook kerfuffle? After settling multi-million dollar lawsuits with Zuckerberg, the Winklevosses stumbled upon Bitcoin in 2012. Smartly, they transformed their legal windfall into digital gold, thereby marking themselves as the original Bitcoin alchemists.

When this monetary miracle happened, the Winklevii were already zooming into crypto billionaire status, purchasing Bitcoin at a quaint $10 per coin. “It’s still early,” they assert, patting themselves on the back every time the news cycle needs an optimistic quote.

Flash forward to the grand reopening of Gemini’s 10th anniversary: these geniuses showed up on Fox Business in 2015 to unveil their trading platform, marking yet another meticulously planned milestone in their calculated rise.

Their story of triumph is lovingly dubbed “the revenge of the Winklevii” – something I imagine served with s’mores, narrated around a campfire, or perhaps accompanied by interpretive dance.

Today, the gem of Gemini sparkles with a whopping $21 billion in assets. And now, in a move as fresh as Bitcoin is old, they launched a particularly sparkling IPO worth $425 million. This isn’t just another stone in their neoVenetian necklace; it’s a full-on diamond tiara.

The Grand Olympiad of IPOs

Shares surged like a caffeinated squirrel, yet again proving the crypto market’s heartbeat syncs with investor enthusiasm. It’s like another rung on their bed of monetary roses.

Shoutouts also go to stablecoin issuer Circle, whose IPO resembles a flawless landing of a moonshot rocket. Meanwhile, traders at Grayscale stand queued up in the bushes, ready to go public as the government gives crypto a nod of approval akin to that grandfatherly “I’m not sure, but hey, have fun.”

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2025-09-14 12:44