When the S&P 500 Ghosted MSTR: Saylor’s Epic Comeback 🚀

Ah, Michael Saylor. The man who loves Bitcoin so much, he probably dreams in blockchain hashes. The co-founder of Strategy (a company that hoards Bitcoin like a dragon hoards gold) has taken to Twitter-well, X now-to vent his feelings about being snubbed by the S&P 500. You know, the cool kids’ club of stocks. But don’t worry, Saylor didn’t come empty-handed. Oh no, he brought charts. Charts that scream louder than any tweet ever could.

Apparently, all Strategy needs to join the S&P 500 is… well, permission. Because according to Saylor’s handy-dandy infographic, MSTR has already left SPY (the S&P 500 ETF) eating its dust. It’s like showing up to prom in a Ferrari while everyone else is stuck with rental cars. And just for extra spice, MSTR didn’t just outperform SPY-it also beat *Bitcoin itself*. Yes, you read that right. A stock outperformed the king of cryptos. Someone alert the irony police! 🚨

Saylor Tweets His Disappointment (With Style)

On Friday, September 5-a day forever etched into the annals of financial drama-the verdict came down. No golden ticket for Strategy. Instead, Robinhood got the nod. Now, let’s pause here and appreciate the absurdity. Robinhood, the app your cousin uses to “invest” his stimulus check in meme stocks and Dogecoin, made the cut. Meanwhile, Strategy, which treats Bitcoin like it’s the holy grail of finance, got the cold shoulder. Ouch.

Saylor, ever the optimist (or perhaps just really good at pretending), posted an infographic alongside a tweet saying, “Thinking about the S&P right now…” Spoiler alert: He wasn’t thinking happy thoughts. The infographic? Pure fire 🔥. It showed MSTR surging 92%, leaving SPY’s measly 14% gain looking like a toddler trying to keep up with Usain Bolt. Even Bitcoin, with its respectable 55% annualized return, couldn’t hold a candle to Strategy’s performance.

Thinking about the S&P right now…
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) September 6, 2025

Of course, markets being markets, MSTR promptly dropped 2% after the rejection news broke. Classic overreaction if you ask me. But fear not! The official Strategy account quickly reassured everyone that they’re sticking to their guns-or rather, their Bitcoins. “We won’t stray from the path,” they tweeted, presumably while sipping coffee brewed from crushed doubters’ tears ☕.

So there you have it. Rejected by the S&P 500 but still shining brighter than most of Wall Street. If this were a movie, Saylor would be the underdog hero, armed with nothing but a laptop, a vision, and enough memes to fill a hard drive. Will Strategy eventually get its dues? Who knows. But one thing’s for sure: Michael Saylor isn’t going anywhere quietly. And honestly, we wouldn’t want it any other way. 🎩✨

2025-09-06 11:54

Saylor Tweets His Disappointment (With Style)

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