Well, bless my soul, if it aināt another month of crypto carnage! According to them smarty-pants at PeckShield, a cool $163 million in digital dough vanished into thin air in August. Thatās right, folks-16 trading platforms got their pockets picked cleaner than a riverboat gamblerās deck of cards. š
The Great Crypto Capers of August
Some poor sap, who shall remain nameless (unless theyāre reading this-hello, friend!), got fleeced to the tune of $91.4 million in Bitcoin. Thatās enough to make a man weep into his whiskey. šš„
Then thereās BtcTurk, the Turkish titan of crypto, which got hit harder than a donkey in a minefield-$54 million gone, and this aināt their first rodeo either. Seems like theyāre handing out cash like itās candy on Halloween. ššø
And letās not forget ODINā¢FUN, the meme-coin maestro, which lost $7 million to some slick price-manipulating scoundrels. Guess the jokeās on them, eh? š¤”š°
Rounding out the top five are BetterBank and CrediX Finance, down $5 million and $4.5 million, respectively. Seems like the only thing better at BetterBank is their ability to lose money. š¤¦āāļø
The Trend That Keeps on Giving
Crypto losses are up 15% from July, jumping from $142 million to $163 million. Thatās progress, I suppose-if youāre a thief. šš¦¹āāļø
Speaking of July, CoinDCX, the Indian exchange, took the crown for biggest loss that month with $44.2 million. Guess they were just warming up the hackers for Augustās grand spectacle. šš„
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2025-09-01 09:20