Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Obsession Just Got Wilder! šŸ’ø

Oh, here we go again! Michael Saylor, the man who turned his company into a Bitcoin ATM, has once again hinted at more purchases. Because who needs a stable business when you can just keep buying crypto? šŸš€

On August 31, Saylor posted a chart from the “Saylor Tracker” (because of course there’s a tracker named after him), which basically shows how much Bitcoin he’s bought over time. Spoiler: it’s a lot. šŸ“ˆ

Saylor Hints at New Bitcoin Purchase

The image showed clusters of orange dots representing the firm’s buying history, accompanied by his comment, ā€œBitcoin is still on sale.ā€ Because who doesn’t want to buy something that’s ā€œon saleā€ when you’re already spending billions? šŸ›ļø

Bitcoin is still on Sale.

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 31, 2025

This type of post has historically preceded purchase announcements in the past. Like, ā€œHey, I’m just casually mentioning Bitcoin is on sale… oh, and I’m buying more. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe. šŸ¤·ā™€ļøā€

Observers note that the company has filed new Bitcoin purchase disclosures every Monday for the past three weeks, suggesting the pattern could continue into September. Because nothing says ā€œfinancial responsibilityā€ like Monday morning crypto buys. šŸ•šŸ’ø

Just last week, Strategy revealed it had added 3,081 BTC at a cost of $356.87 million, paying an average of $115,829 per coin. That’s like buying a house every minute for a whole month. šŸ šŸ’°

Strategy has relied heavily on equity markets to finance its buying. So far in 2025, the firm has raised $5.6 billion in IPOs, representing about 12% of all US listings. Because nothing says ā€œtrust usā€ like a $5.6 billion loan from your friends. šŸ˜‚

Meanwhile, this aggressive fundraising has not significantly impacted the firm’s stock performance. Because nothing says ā€œconfidenceā€ like a stock that’s doing better than the ā€œMagnificent Sevenā€ tech stocks. šŸŽÆ

According to Strategy, its MSTR shares have consistently outperformed the so-called Magnificent Seven technology stocks year-over-year. Because nothing says ā€œmarket dominanceā€ like a company that’s basically a Bitcoin piggy bank. 🐷

Legal Case Dropped

Saylor’s remark coincided with the withdrawal of a class action lawsuit that had been pending since May. Because nothing says ā€œtriumphā€ like a legal case being dropped with a ā€œwith prejudiceā€ clause. šŸŽ‰

Investors had alleged that Strategy misled shareholders by overstating the benefits of adopting fair-value accounting, which allows digital asset holdings to be marked at market prices each quarter. Because who doesn’t want to ā€œmark to marketā€ their crypto holdings? šŸ“Š

Bloomberg reported that the plaintiffs dismissed the case ā€œwith prejudice,ā€ which prevents them from raising the same claims again. Because nothing says ā€œfinalityā€ like a legal dismissal that’s as permanent as a TikTok trend. 🚫

That decision removes a significant overhang for the firm and may set a useful precedent for other companies holding Bitcoin as a balance-sheet reserve. Because nothing says ā€œinnovationā€ like using Bitcoin as a corporate savings account. šŸ’°

By securing legal relief while signaling further Bitcoin accumulation, Strategy reinforced its dual approach of leveraging capital markets and doubling down on its Bitcoin-as-treasury model. Because nothing says ā€œbusiness acumenā€ like a company that’s 100% Bitcoin and 0% common sense. 🤯

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2025-08-31 20:17