🚨 Doge in Danger! Qubic’s Next Target After Monero Mayhem 🚨

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Ah, the circus of the crypto world! 🌪️ The Qubic clowns, fresh from their audacious tightrope walk over Monero’s network, have now set their sights on the beloved Dogecoin. 🦮✨ Days after claiming majority control of Monero, their community-a rabble of digital revolutionaries-has voted to make Dogecoin their next plaything. What a spectacle!

  • Qubic, the self-proclaimed blockchain “stress testers,” flexed their muscles by reorganizing six blocks on Monero. 💪🔗
  • Their mob of followers, in a fit of democratic fervor, chose Dogecoin as the next proof-of-work victim. 🗳️🐕
  • A 51% attack looms, threatening to turn Dogecoin’s bark into a whimper. 🐶😱

Sergey Ivancheglo, the ringmaster of this crypto circus, announced the news on Aug. 17, 2025, with all the drama of a Shakespearean villain. 🎭 “The #Qubic community has chosen #Dogecoin,” he proclaimed, as if destiny itself had spoken. Meanwhile, Kraken exchange paused deposits, proving that even the mighty can tremble when the clowns come to town. 🦑🛑

The #Qubic community has chosen #Dogecoin.

– Come-from-Beyond (@c___f___b) August 17, 2025

In a public vote-a farce of democracy-Dogecoin was crowned the next target, beating out Zcash and Kaspa with over 300 votes. 🎉🐕 With a market cap of $35 billion, Dogecoin now stands on the precipice of chaos. Will it survive the Qubic onslaught, or will it become another cautionary tale in the annals of crypto? 🤔💸

What a Dogecoin Attack Could Mean

A 51% attack is no laughing matter-unless you’re Qubic, of course. 🤡 It allows the attacker to rewrite history, halt transactions, or double-spend coins. Qubic, with its 2.3 GH/s Monero hashrate, claims it’s all just a “stress test.” Sure, and I’m just testing how much cake I can eat before I explode. 🍰💥

The project insists it has no intention of breaking Monero or Dogecoin, but their actions speak louder than their words. 🗣️🔊 Meanwhile, the crypto world watches with bated breath, wondering if proof-of-work systems can withstand such concentrated mining power. Or will they crumble like a house of cards in a hurricane? 🌪️🃏

No timeline has been set for the Dogecoin attack, but the announcement has already sent shockwaves through the community. Developers, take note: the clowns are coming. 🦴🤡

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2025-08-18 08:49