Filecoin Skyrockets as Crypto Bulls Lose All Remaining Inhibitions 🥳📈

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What conjurers mutter in the midnight hour:

  • FIL tiptoed 4% higher, like a cat burglar, supported by an avalanche of trading volume. 🐾
  • The rest of the crypto circus joined the parade, as Coindesk 20 leapt 3.2% – formal hats recommended.

This farcical chronicle includes:


FILFIL$2.7149◢3.59%

Filecoin, much like Pontius Pilate washing his hands of responsibility, soared a whimsical 3.7%, bouncing from $2.61 to $2.71 on a gust of institutional whispers, according to those mysterious soothsayers at CoinDesk Research.

In the crackling marketplace, volume thundered beyond 7 million – far above the daily humdrum average of 3.47 million – as traders constructed a suspiciously solid barricade at $2.60. Nobody was getting through, unless they were selling tulips.

It appears, ladies and gentlemen, that the appetite for decentralized storage – whatever that actually means after two vodkas – is more ravenous than ever. The usual suspects in the cloud were put under the magnifying glass (where, afterwards, nobody could find their car keys).

Meanwhile, outside in the marketplace, Filecoin strutted a paltry 3.5% higher over 24 hours, perched at $2.71. The bulls danced, the bears pouted, and somewhere, a magician lost his hat.

Technical Analysis (or why numbers make people nervous):
  • The $2.60 floor was fortified as if the city was expecting Mongolian raiders, and buyers galloped in.
  • Volume exploded to 7 million and some change, making mathematicians everywhere sigh with mild regret.
  • The trading range, a subtle $0.13 (or 5%), oscillated between the depths of $2.60 and the dizzying heights of $2.73. Fancy that. 🤷‍♂️
  • In the grand finale – the last hour – volume ticked up to 369,770 units. Traders sprouted wings and became angels (temporarily).

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2025-08-13 21:30